1. Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
Ans. They're afraid of flying off the handle!

2. What do witches put on their hair?
Ans. Scare spray.

3. How does the witch know what time it is?
Ans. She looks at her witch-watch.

4. What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Ans. Spelling!

5. What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
Ans. She witch-hiked!

6. What does a witch kid want for Christmas?
Ans. A haunted dollhouse.

7. Why do witches wear name tags?
Ans. So, they would know which witch is which!

8. How do witches tell time?
Ans. With a witch watch.

9. What do you call two witches living together?
Ans. Broom-mates.

10. What does a witch ask for when she is in a hotel?
Ans. Broom service.

11. What did one witch say to other when she asked for a lift?
Ans. "There's always broom for one more."

12. When do witches cook their victims?
Ans. On Fry Day.

13. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
Ans. A sand-witch.

14. What do you call a motorbike that belongs to a witch?
Ans. A brrrooooommmm stick.

15. Who was the most famous witch detective?
Ans. Warlock Holmes.

16. What do they teach in witching school?
Ans. Spelling.

17. Why does a witch ride a broom?
Ans. Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.

18. What do you call a witch's garage?
Ans. A broom closet.

19. What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
Ans. She witch-hiked!

20. What do witches eat at Halloween?
Ans. Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie!

21. What story do little witches like to hear at bedtime?
Ans. Ghoul deluxe and the three scares!

22. How does a witch tell the time?
Ans. With a witch watch

23. Why did the witch put her broom in the washing machine?
Ans. She wanted a clean sweep!

24. What do you call two witches that share a room?
Ans. Broom mates!

25. What noise does a witch's breakfast cereal make?
Ans. Snap, cackle and pop!

26. What is a witch with poison ivy called?
Ans. An itchy witchy!

27. What's a cold, evil candle called?
Ans. The wicked wick of the north!

28. What is evil, ugly and black and goes round and round?
Ans. A witch in a revolving door!

29. What is evil and ugly on the inside and green on the outside?
Ans. A witch dressed as a cucumber!

30. What happens if you see twin witches?
Ans. You won't be able to see which witch is witch!

31. Why did the witch give up fortune telling?
Ans. There was no future in it!

32. Why did the baby witch smile when she came out in blotches?
Ans. Because it was an 'appy rash!

33. What does a witch get if she is a poor traveller?
Ans. Broom sick!

34. How did the witch almost lose her baby?
Ans. She didn't take it far enough into the woods!

35. Why did the stupid witch keep her clothes in the fridge?
Ans. She liked to have something cool to slip into in the evenings!

36. Where did the witch get her furniture?
Ans. From the ideal gnome exhibition!

37. Why did the witch put her broom in the wash?
Ans. She wanted a clean sweep!

38. What has six legs and flies?
Ans. A witch giving her cat a ride!

39. What has handles and flies?
Ans. A witch in a dustbin!

40. What is evil and ugly and bounces?
Ans. A witch on a trampoline!

41. What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?
Ans. With any luck you'll soon be well enough to get up for a spell!

42. What do witches race on?
Ans. Vroomsticks!

43. Why do witches scratch themselves all the time?
Ans. Because they're the only ones who know where a witch itches!

44. Why did the witch wear a green felt pointy hat?
Ans. So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen!

45. How can you tell when a witch is really ugly?
Ans. When a wasp stings her it closes his eyes!

46. Why did the witch go over the mountain?
Ans. Because she couldn't go under it!

47. How do witches tell the time?
Ans. By looking at their witch watches!

48. What's the best way of talking to a warty witch?
Ans. By telephone!

49. How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one?
Ans. By her suntan!

50. What is evil, ugly and goes at 125 mph?
Ans. A witch on a high speed train!

51. How is the witches team doing?
Ans. They're having a spell in the first division!

52. Have you heard about the good weather witch?
Ans. She's forecasting sunny spells!

53. What did one witch say to another when they left the cinema?
Ans. Do you want to walk home or shall we take the broom!

54. What is a witches favourite book?
Ans. Broom at the top!

55. What's the witches favourite pop group?
Ans. Broomski Beat!

56. What makes more noise than an angry witch?
Ans. Two angry witches!

57. What's the best way of seeing a witch?
Ans. On the television!

58. What did the witch write in her Christmas card?
Ans. Best vicious of the season!

59. What do you get if you cross a flea and a witch?
Ans. Very worried dogs!

60. What do little witches like to play at school?
Ans. Bat's cradle!

61. What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?
Ans. Every time she sneezed her hat blew off!

62. What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV host?
Ans. The producer said that she had the perfect face for radio!

63. What kind of music do witches play on the piano?
Ans. Hag-time!

64. What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?
Ans. A witch with a blindfold!

65. Why did the witch join the football club?
Ans. Because she heard they were looking for a new sweeper!

66. What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?
Ans. Don't bite any witches!

67. What should you expect if you drop in on a witches home unexpectedly?
Ans. Pot luck!

68. What do witches sing at Christmas?
Ans. "Deck the halls with poison ivy...."

69. What is old, ugly and blue?
Ans. A witch holding it's breath!

70. What do you call a witch that climbs up walls?
Ans. cIvy!

71. Why was the witch late for the party?
Ans. She'd lost her witch-watch!

72. What do you call a witch with one leg?
Ans. Eileen!

73. What is old and ugly and goes beep beep?
Ans. A witch in a traffic jam!

74. Why is a witch like a candle?
Ans. They are both wicked!

75. Why did the witch keep turning into Mickey Mouse?
Ans. She kept having Disney spells!

76. Why did the witch wear yellow stockings?
Ans. Because her grey ones were at the cleaners!

77. What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?
Ans. A witch in soggy shoes!

78. What usually runs in witches' families?
Ans. Noses!

79. What goes cackle, cackle, boom?
Ans. A witch in a minefield!

80. What happens to witches when it rains?
Ans. They get wet!

81. What is black, old & ugly and has four wheels?

Ans. A witch on a skateboard!

82. What do you call an old hag that lives by the sea?
Ans. A sandwitch!

83. What is the difference between a musician and a dead witch?
Ans. One composes and the other decomposes!

84. What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

Ans. A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

85. Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?
Ans. Because she thought everybody loved her!

86. Why won't a witch wear a flat hat?
Ans. Because there is no point in it!
87. What do you call a witch that stays out all night?
Ans. A fresh air freak!

88. What do you get if you cross a witch and an iceberg?
Ans. A cold spell!

89. Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
Ans. Because there are so many witches sweeping the sky!

90. What do you call a witch by the side of the road with her thumb out?
Ans. A witchhiker!

91. What is the favourite subject of young witches at school?
Ans. Spelling!

92. Why did the witch consult an astrologer?
Ans. She wanted to know her horror-scope!

93. What is the difference between a witch and the letters MAKES?
Ans. One make spells and the other spell makes!

94. What do little witches do after school?
Ans. Their gnomework.

95. Why do witches ride on broomsticks?
Ans. Because it's quicker than walking!

96. What's a witches favourite film?
Ans. My Fear Lady!

97. What do witches say when they overtake each other?
Ans. Broom, broom, broom!

98. Why do witches get good bargains?
Ans. Because they like to haggle!

99. What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
Ans. One's a hunted stag and the other is a stunted hag!

100. Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?
Ans. She had never leamt to spell properly!