1. What goes cackle, cackle, bonk?
Ans. A witch laughing her head off!

2. What are baby witches called?
Ans. Halloweenies!

3. What do you call a witches motor bike?
Ans. A baaaarrrroooooooommmm stick!

4. How can you tell if a witch has a glass eye?
Ans. When it comes out in conversation!

5. What is the witches motto?
Ans. We came, we saw, we conjured!

6. What happens to a witch when she loses her temper while riding her broom?
Ans. She flies off the handle!

7. How do you make a witch itch?
Ans. Take away the "w"!

8. What do you call a nervous witch?
Ans. A twitch!

9. What kind of tests do they give in witch school?
Ans. Hex-aminations!

10. What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?
Ans. A very witch person!

11. How do witches on broomsticks drink their tea?
Ans. Out of flying saucers!

12. What do witches ring for in a hotel?
Ans. B-room service!

13. Who's the fastest witch?
Ans. The ones that ride on a vroom stick!

14. Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Ans. Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!

15. What kind ofjewellry do warty witches wear on their wrists?
Ans. Charm bracelets!

16. Why didn't the witch sing at the concert?
Ans. Because she had a frog in her throat!

17. What do you call a witch Who drives really badly?
Ans. A road hag!

18. What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?
Ans. Run!

19. What happened to the naughtly little witch at school?
Ans. She was ex-spelled!

20. Why did the witch buy two tickets to the zoo?
Ans. One to get in and one to get out!

21. What sound does a witch make when she cries?
Ans. "Brew-hoo, Brew-hoo"!

22. Why should men beware of beautiful witches?
Ans. They'll sweep them off their feet!

23. Is it true that a witch won't hurt you if you run away from her?
Ans. It all depends on how fast you run!

24. How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
Ans. She holds the pan and gets 2 friends to make the stove shake with fright!

25. How do you make a witch float?
Ans. Blend two scoops of ice cream, and one witch!

26. Why did the ghost go to the amusement park?
Ans. He wanted to go on a rollerghoster!

27. Who's the most important member of a ghost's football team?
Ans. The ghoulie!

28. When does a ghost have breakfast?
Ans. In the moaning.

29. What's a ghost's favorite breakfast?
Ans. Ghost toasties with boobemes, Scream of Wheat or Dreaded wheat!

30. What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
Ans. Coffee with scream and sugar.

31. What is a ghost's favourite dessert?
Ans. Boo-Berry pie with I-scream!

32. What do ghosts dance to?
Ans. Soul music!

33. Where do ghosts live?
Ans. In a terrortory!

34. What color are ghosts?
Ans. BOOOO!

35. When do ghosts usually appear?
Ans. Just before someone screams!

36. What's a ghost's favorite ride?
Ans. A roller ghoster!

37. What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars?
Ans. Sheet belts!

38. What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Ans. Ghoulash!

39. What kind of ghost has the best hearing?
Ans. The eeriest!

40. What does a ghost swim in?
Ans. The Dead sea!

41. Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Ans. Anyone he could dig up?

42. Who was the famous ghost detective?
Ans. Sherlock Moans.

43. What vehicle does a kid ghost like to ride?
Ans. A boocycle.

44. Why did the ghost go to the doctor?
Ans. To get a Booster shot.

45. What kind of cereal does a ghost like to share?
Ans. Dreaded wheat.

46. How did the ghost patch his sheet?
Ans. With a pumpkin patch.

47. What is a ghost's favorite bird?
Ans. scare crow!

48. What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning?
Ans. Boonanas and Boobemes.

49. What kind of cars do ghosts drive?
Ans. Boo-icks.

50. What's a ghosts favorite Broadway play?
Ans. phantom of the opera!

51. What do you call a skeleton that is always telling lies?
Ans. A boney phoney!

52. Why didn't the skeleton want to play football?
Ans. Because his heart wasn't in it!

53. What happened to the skeleton who went to a party?
Ans. All the others used him as a coat rack!

54. What do you call a skeleton who presses the door bell?
Ans. A dead ringer!

55. When does a skeleton laugh?
Ans. When something tickles his funny bone.

56. How did skeletons send their letters in the old days?
Ans. By bony express!

57. How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Ans. Tickle his funny bone!

58. What do you say when you meet a two headed monster?
Ans. Hello hello!

59. What is the best way to speak to a monster?
Ans. From a long way away!

60. What is big, red and prickly, has three eyes and eats rocks?
Ans. A big, red, prickly three eyed rock eater!

51. What do you get when you goose a ghost?
Ans. A handful of sheet...

52. What kind of car does a ghost drive?
Ans. A Boo-ick...

53. What did the mother ghost say to her son?
Ans. Don't spook unless you are spooken to...

54. What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Ans. Sham-boo...

55. Why did the ghost pick his nose?
Ans. Because he had boogers...

56. What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Ans. Boojeans...

57. Why wasn't the vampire working?
Ans. He was on a coffinbreak..

58. What do skeletons say before eating?
Ans. Bone Appetit...

59. What does a child monster call his parents?
Ans. Mummy and Deady...

60. Where do fasionable ghosts shop for sheets?
Ans. At bootiques...

61. What ride do spirits like best at the amusement park?
Ans. The roller ghoster...

62. What do you get when you cross a ghost with an owl?
Ans. Something that scares people and doesn't give a hoot...

63. What fairy tale do ghosts like best?
Ans. Sleeping booty...

64. What kind of spirits serve food on a plane?
Ans. Airline ghostesses...

65. What kinds of ghosts haunt skyscrapers?
Ans. High spirits...

66. Why did the skeleton climb a tree?
Ans. Because a dog was after its bones...

67. How do you make a witch scratch?
Ans. Just take away the W...

68. Where do ghosts go swimming?
Ans. The dead sea...

69. Why was the witch's cat giggling?
Ans. Because it was a giggle puss...

70. What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
Ans. Hope it's Halloween...

71. What do you call a skeleton stone age family?
Ans. The Flintbones...

72. What did the witch say to the midget vampire skeleton?
Ans. Bony little bloodsucker, aren't you?..

73. What's the difference between a fisherman and a sick ghost?
Ans. One catches his dinner, the other one loses it...

74. Did you hear about the new Dracula doll?
Ans. Wind it up and it bites Barbie on the neck...

75. What did the t.v. news reporter say to the ghost?
Ans. Everyone dead! Boos at II...

61. Why are monsters green?
Ans. Because they didn't take their travel sickness pills!

62. Why do monsters wear glasses?
Ans. So they don't bump into other monsters!

63. What kind of monster has the best hearing?
Ans. The eeriest!

64. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
Ans. His ghoul friend.

65. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
Ans. His ghoul friend.

66. What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog?
Ans. I don't know, but it's great at chasing submarines.

67. What did the grandfather monster say to his grandson when they hadn't seen each other for quite awhile?
A: You gruesome.

68. What is a bee's favorite sport?
Ans. Sting-pong.

69. Where do millionaires work out?
Ans. At a wealth club.

70. What kind of attitude must a fisherman have?
Ans. Bait and See.

71. What can run even when you are walking?
Ans. Pantyhose.

72. What does a sweatshirt become when you wear it in the rain?
Ans. A wetshirt.

73. What is the difference between a baseball team and a cub scout?
Ans. One plays in innings and the other plays in outings.

74. Why do baseball players make good friends?
Ans. They'll always go to bat for you.

75. How do you know pitchers can't make good decisions?
Ans. They are always changing their mounds.