1. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Ans. Dayscare centers.

2. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Ans. Bamboo.

3. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
Ans. Boo boos.

4. What does a ghost eat for lunch?
Ans. A BOO-logna sandwich.

5. Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Ans. The Eerie canal. Lake Eerie or Mali-Boo

6. What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
Ans. The roller ghoster.

7. Where do ghosts buy their food?
Ans. At the ghost-ery store.

8. Where do ghosts mail their letters?
Ans. At the ghost office.

9. What's a ghosts favorite fruit?
Ans. Booberries.

10. What kind of street does a ghost like best?
Ans. A dead end!

11. What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?
Ans. A boo-loney sandwich!

12. What do you call a ghost's mother and father?
Ans. Transparents!

13. How did the ghost song and dance act make a living?
Ans. By appearing in television spooktaculars!

14. What are little ghosts dressed in when it rains?
Ans. Boo-ts and ghoul-oshes!

15. Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?
Ans. Because you can see right through them!

16. What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
Ans. Watch the board and I'll go through it again!

17. How do ghosts leam songs?
Ans. They read the sheet music!

18. What is a ghost's favourite day of the week?
Ans. Frightday!

19. Where do ghosts get an education?
Ans. High sghoul!

20. What did the polite ghost say to her son?
Ans. Don't spook until your spooken to!

21. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Ans. Hoblin Goblin.

22. What do you call a prehistoric ghost?
Ans. A terror-dactyl!

23. Who speaks at the ghosts' press conference?
Ans. The spooksperson!

24. What should you say when you meet a ghost?
Ans. Howdo you boo, sir?

25. What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Ans. Boo boo's!

26. What do you get if you send a cow to Alaska?
Ans. Cold cream

27. Why did the belt go to jail?
Ans. Because it held up a pair of pants!

28. How can you delay milk turning sour?
Ans. Keep it in the cow.

29. What does the word "benign" mean?
Ans. Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

30. What did the Valentines card say to the stamp?
Ans.Stick with me and we'll go places!

31. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Ans. Sure, they're very scent-imental!

32. What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
Ans. "I'm sweet on you!"

33. What do you get when you cross a rooster and a dog?
Ans. A cocka-poodle-doo!

34. Why do cars smell?
Ans. Because they're full of gas!

35. Why did the projector blush?
Ans. It saw the filmstrip.

36. What do you get if you cross a cold with a leaky faucet?
Ans. Cough drops

37. When do cannibals leave the table?
Ans. When everyone's eaten.

38. What's a King's favorite clothing?
Ans. A reign coat.

39. What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia?
Ans. Lefty!

40. Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
Ans. Because she couldn't control her pupils!

41. Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Ans. They're always bitter.

42. Did you hear about the Muslim strip club?
Ans. It features full facial nudity!

43. Why did the doctor make a house call?
Ans. To check on its window panes.

44. Why did the quartz break up with the slate?
Ans. Because it was taking it for granite.

45. What grows up while growing down?
Ans. A Goose

46. In a game of poker, what full-house combination of cards is favorite among Jermaine, Jackie, Michael, Marlon and Tito?
Ans. Jacks and Fives.

47. Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?
Ans. He sold his soul to Santa.

48. What strange form of brain disease might you contract from sharing Cheerios or Corn Flakes with a former Beatle?
Ans. Cereal bowl paul-sy

49. How did the firefly feel when it ran into the fan?
Ans. It was de-lighted.

50. What do you call a baby monster truck?
Ans. Little Big Foot

51. What did the boy snake say to the girl snake on Valentine's Day?
Ans. Give me a hug and a hiss, honey!

52. What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine's Day?
Anw. I love ewe!

53. What did the girl sheep say to the boy sheep on Valentine's Day?
Ans. You're not so baaaaaa-d yourself!

54. What did the farmer give his wife on Valentine's Day?
Ans. Hogs and kisses!

55. What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
Ans. Ughs and kisses!

56. What two words have a thousand letters in them?
Ans. Post Office!

57. Why did the boy jump up and down on his valentine card?
Ans. He heard he had to stamp letters!

58. What do you call it when everybody goes to the post office at the same time?
Ans. A stamp-ede!

59. What did the boy light bulb say to the girl light bulb on Valentine's Day?
Ans. I wuv you watts and watts!

60. What did the boy bear say to the girl bear on Valentine's Day?
Ans. I wuv you beary much!

61. What do you call a very small valentine?
Ans. A valentiny!

62. What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?
Ans. Cauliflowers!

63. What did the boy bee say to the girl bee on Valentine's Day?
Ans. You are bee- utiful! Will you bee mine?

64. What did the girl bee say to the boy bee on Valentine's Day?
Ans. I love beeing with you, Honey!

65. What did the boy whale say to the girl whale on Valentine's Day?
Ans. Whale you be mine?

66. What did the buck say to the doe on Valentine's Day?
Ans. You're a dear! (Deer)

67. What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day?
Ans. Owl be yours!

68. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
Ans. I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!

69. What did the boy drum say to the girl drum on Valentine's Day?
Ans. My heart beats for you!

70. Why did the bee go to the doctor?
Ans. It had hives.

71. How do bees make money?
Ans. They cell their honey.

72. What did the bee say to the flower?
Ans. Hi bud what time do you open?

73. What did the flower say to the bee?
Ans. Buzz Off.

74. What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?
Ans. A hoarse fly.

75. What did the fly say to the fly paper?
Ans. I'm stuck on you.

76. What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?
Ans. Boo-ties!

77. What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
Ans. Tombstones.

78. What do ghosts mail home while on vacation?
Ans. Ghostcards.

79. What do ghosts do when they're in hospital?
Ans. They talk about their apparitions!

80. What's the 1st thing ghosts do when they get in a car?
Ans. They boo-kle their seatbelts

81. Mommy, why do all the other Kids call me a Werewolf?
Ans. Stop talking and brush your face!

82. What gift did the werewolf parents give to their son?
Ans. A comb!

83. What happened when the wolf fell in the washing machine?
Ans. He became a wash and werewolf!

84. What happened to the werewlf who ate garlic?
Ans. His bark was worse than his bite!

85. Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
Ans. The whatwolves and whenwolves!

86. Where does the werewolf sit in the cinema?
Ans. Anywhere he wants to!

87. What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a frog?
Ans. A creature that can bite you from the other side of the road!

88. How do you know if a werewolf s been in the fridge?
Ans. The paw prints in the butter!

89. How do you know if two werewolves have been in the fridge?
Ans. Two pairs of paw prints in the butter!

90. What does it mean if you find a werewolf in the fridge in the morning?
Ans. You had some party the night before!

91. How do you stop a werewolf chasing you?
Ans. Throw a stick and say fetch!

92. What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
Ans. A creature with an all over perm!

93. What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
Ans. He got ticks!

94. Why shouldn't you grab a werewolf by it*s tail?
Ans. It might be the werewolf s tail but it could be the end of you!

95. Why are werewolvse thought of as quick witted?
Ans. Because they always give snappy answers!

96. Why did the parents call their child "Camera"?
Ans. Because they were always snapping!

97. What do you call a hairy beast with clothes on?
Ans. A wear-wolf!

98. What do you call a hairy beast that is lost?
Ans. A where-wolf!

99. What happens if you cross a werewolf and a sheep?
Ans. You have to get a new sheep!

100. What is fearsome, hairy and drinks from the wrong side of a glass?
Ans. A werewolf with hiccups!