1. What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
Ans. The very first rabbit to lay an egg!

2. What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
Ans. A receding hareline.

3. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
Ans. He was having a bad hare day!

4. Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
Ans. Because he had a eggache! (headache)

5. How do you catch a unique bunny?
Ans. UNIQUE UP ON IT!

6. Why did the Easter Bunny hop down the road?
Ans. He was making the Movie

7. What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?
Ans. His lucky people's foot!

8. What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?
Ans. Tired.

9. What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
Ans. It's been nice gnawing at you.

10. What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
Ans. Your one hot chick!

11. What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"?
Ans. The Easter Elephant.

12. What does a bunny put on a cut paw?
Ans. A eggage.

13. What do ducks have for lunch?
Ans. Soup and quackers!

14. What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head?
Ans. An Easter bunnet!

15. Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
Ans. Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric)

16, Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?
Ans. In the dictionary.

17. How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Ans. Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

18. Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
Ans. Hareobics.

19. What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
Ans. One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.

20. How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
Ans. Hoppy Easter!

21. Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
Ans. He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.

22. What type of movie is about water fowl?
Ans. A duckumentary.

23. What's long and stylish and full of cats?
Ans. The Easter Purrade!

24. What is the end of Easter?
Ans. The letter R.

25. What do you call a duck that just doesn't fit in?
Ans. Mallardjusted.

26. Why is the letter A like a flower?
Ans. A bee comes after it

27. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
Ans. They lived hoppily ever after!

28. What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
Ans. Hot, cross bunnies.

29. What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital?
Ans. Albunny, New York!

30. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Ans. Napoleon Bunnyparte!

31. Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
Ans.To a re-tail store!

32. Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor?
Ans. Rabbit De Niro!

33. Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
Ans. Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!

34. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?
Ans. An Easter basket case!

35. What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
Ans. The Easter Bunana!

36. Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?"
Ans. "Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

37. Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
Ans. It's a tender tail!

38. What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
Ans. It took ears off his life!

39. Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Ans. Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

40. Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket?
Ans. He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!

41. What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?
Ans. You need an eggsplanation!

42. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
Ans. With a hare dryer!

43. How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?
Ans. They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

44. What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
Ans. The Easter Barney!

45. How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?
Ans. He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

46. How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Ans. By hare mail!

47. How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
Ans. He does lots of bare-obics.

48. What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ?
Ans. One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!

49. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
Ans. Hop suey!

50. Why did the fly fly?
Ans. The spider spied her.

51. Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Ans. Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

52. Who is the Easter Bunny's favorite movie actor?
Ans. Rabbit De Niro!

53. Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
Ans. Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!

54. What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?
Ans. His lucky people's foot!

55. What's long and stylish and full of cats?
Ans. The Easter Purrade!

56. What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head?
Ans. An Easter bunnet!

57. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an oversterssed person?
Ans. An Easter basket case!

58. What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
Ans. The Easter Bunana!

59. Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?
Ans. Because his parents wouldn't let him borrow the car!

60. What's soft and white and rolls down the bunny trail?
Ans. Peter Cottonball!

61. Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
Ans. Because it's always on a sundae!

62. What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?
Ans. Colored eggrolls!

63. Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Ans. Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

64, What is the Easter Bunny's favorite state capital?
Ans. Albunny, New York!

65. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
Ans. It has 4 rabbits' feet.

66. Is it true that bunnies have good eye sight?
Ans. Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?

67. What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
Ans. Cheer up!

68. What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
Ans. One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

69. What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?
Ans. A bunion.

70. What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Ans. Join the Hare Force.

71. What goes ha-ha-clunk?
Ans. A bunny laughing its head off.

72. How do you make a rabbit stew?
Ans. Make it wait for 3 hours!.

73. What do you get if you cross a 'Jackaroo'- Bunny with a Dr. Frankenstien?
Ans. You get a 'hare-brained' Jackyl!

74. Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
Ans. His powder puff is on the wrong end.

75. Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight?
Ans. Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?

76. What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
Ans. One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

77. Why did the Easter egg hide?
Ans. He was a little chicken!

78. Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
Ans. Because he was eggo-centric!

79. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
Ans. It has four rabbits' feet

80. What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Ans. A bunion

81. What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Ans. Join the Hare Force.

82. What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
Ans. Egghead!

83. What does a bunny use when it goes swimming?
Ans. A hare-net.

84. How do you make a rabbit stew?
Ans. Make it wait for three hours!

85. What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
Ans. Cheer up!

86. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Ans. A hot cross bunny.

87. How do you post a bunny?
Ans. Hare mail

88. How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
Ans. Hoppy Easter

88. How do bunnies stay healthy?
Ans. Eggercise

89. What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
Ans. A good Easter.

90. What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
Ans. Hoppy Easter!

91. "Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
Ans. "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

92. What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
Ans. A hairless hare!

93. Why are people always tired in April?
Ans. Because they just finished a march

94. Why did the Easter egg hide?
Ans. He was a little chicken!

95. What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
Ans. A slam duck.

96. What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
Ans. An egghead.

97. What grows between your nose and chin?
Ans. Tulips (Two Lips).

98. What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?
Ans. Coloured scrambled eggs!

99. Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Ans. Because it was the chicken's day off.

100. What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
Ans. A smarty pants.